Fortune Cookies

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Post 1 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 10:56:16

If you ran the fortune cookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie?

Post 2 by Geek Woman (Owner and Founder of Waldorf PC) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 15:10:12

I'd probably say the following:

Be yourself.
Live everyday like it is your last.
Always show the ones around you what they mean to you.
Be loving.
Do everything with the utmost honesty and integrity.

That's it for now.

Post 3 by turricane (happiness and change are choices ) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 15:32:54

my most favorite fortune cookie was opened by my big brother who is gay. This was about 25 years ago. This was at a big family gathering and everyone had to read what was in their cookie. I still remember it well. His said "tall, dark, handsome, and soon." All of us just rolled on the floor laughing.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 04-Sep-2009 21:25:58

I would write a fortune that would say, "He who understands fortune cookies are random and can't tell you what is going to happen is a wise person."

Post 5 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 6:57:26

These are a few that I really think should be in the list:

"You will eat this cookie."

"You are reading a generic fortune."

"You want to know your fortune."

Lou

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Saturday, 05-Sep-2009 12:14:03

Wow. Turricane's story was hilarious. Lou's fortunes are great. Lol. Here's Mine:
You may think this cookie tastes like cardboard. It is.
Tip your server generously. At least they abstained from poisoning your food.
You may need a cab ride home after allthe MSG you consumed.
You will be hungry, no make that starving again in two hours.

Post 7 by tear drop (No longer looking for a prince, merely a pauper with potential!!!!!) on Thursday, 10-Sep-2009 5:03:22

rice is but, a temperary filler.

Post 8 by theJournalist (move over school!) on Thursday, 10-Sep-2009 12:44:04

haha I'd put my motto, "live life the way you want it lived", but jokes such as "eggrolls will give you strength" are also good.